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and primarily how to offer sacrifices to him!
yuh huh! well, first off, theres no better sacrifice than blood! yessiree!
be sure you got the right tools and a good swinging arm, cuz when theres sacrifice, theres usually resistance!since slenderman is still an obscure figure to the masses, most people wouldnt be willing to sacrifice themselves to him (other than his followers, but we cant risk losing too many, cuz theres already so little of us!)
pick a sacrifice!
whether it be someone you know, or a complete stranger, make sure theyre physically inferior to you, or else it'll be a real hassle to get 'em!
it's preferable that you nab a stranger, but either way has its pros. with a stranger, there's less suspicion and less relations to you and your victim. though, with people you know, abducting them is less of a hassle since they are automatically more vulnerable to you. you could even lead them to the sacrificial spot without any casualties!
alright! now you have your sacrifice!
next up, finding a sacrificial spot near you!
finding a spot can be hard, especially if you're new to the area. look up online places near you where slenderman seems to appear the most. if you were to generalize where he shows up, it's usually densely wooded areas, or abandoned areas surrounded by trees.
prepare to bloody up that sacrifice!
it's definitely hard to get blood on your hands, but that's what the man wants! but you know, there's plenty of options for you as long as you kill 'em!
if your sacrifice tends to be on the stronger side, you could drug them and find a way to transport them to the site. with weaker sacrifices it would probably be safe to sacrifice them at the site itself, whether it be strangling, stabbing, shooting, drowning...as long as you eventually get blood from your sacrifice.
(make sure youre wearing protective gear to keep blood off yourself, or make sure to prepare to burn whatever you wear afterwards. we cant be having our followers goin' to jail! go full on patrick bateman with the killing getup if you wanna. just be smarter than him.)
KILL THEM
just kill them! it's that easy!
almost done!
cleanup is an important process!
make sure you brought an extra pair of clothes, cause if the ones youre wearing have blood all over 'em, youre gonna have to toss them if you dont wanna get caught!
if you have an incinerator near you, that's your absolute best bet. but it's kind of unlikely, so a fire pit is the second best. go back to your roots and go full redneck, make that metal barrel fire and burn all the evidence! it's the best way of disposal.
congrats!
you've (hopefully) successfully presented a sacrifice!
i cant say i can help you any more than this, but it was nice having you here!
(this is totally and purely fake, did this for a school project. cya!)